Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to
heaven.
There he meets the Lord
Himself.
The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good
life and if there is anyway I can
make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let
me know."
The cat thinks
for a moment and says
"Lord, all my life I have lived
with a poor family and had to
sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat
and says "say no more" and
a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming
accident and go to heaven.
Again there is the Lord, there to greet them with the
same offer.
The mice answer
"All of our lives we have been chased.
We have had to
run from cats, dogs, and
even women with brooms.
Running, running, running;
we're tired of running.
Do you
think we could have roller skates so we don't have to
run anymore?"
The Lord says
"say no more" and fits each mouse with beautiful new
roller skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat
and finds him snoozing on the
pillow.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him
"How are things since you are
here?"
The cat stretches and yawns and replies
"It is
wonderous here.
Better than
I could have ever expected.
And those 'Meals On
Wheels' you've been sending by
are theeeeeeeeeeeeee best!
Any cat will know that taste is a matter of discernment and do not wish to offend those who are by some strange chance interested in other things than the feline race...
Sourced from the world wide resources of the Internet and Cats here and there